QUIZ: Are You Qualified for eHub Membership?

The recent change to eHub membership requirements has sent shockwaves through Cornell’s greater space-occupying community as it now requires members “show how their use [of the space] relates to entrepreneurship.” In clarifying the new requirements, Cornell’s Director of Entrepreneurship called the new bar for membership “low.” In a subsequent statement, he doubled down, calling the bar “very low.”

With all this talk, students’ question is clear—just how low are we talking?

Worry no longer! Just take the quiz below to see if you have what it takes to join Cornell’s most exclusive 24/7 building access list.

1. eHub is meant to foster a community of entrepreneurship. How do you spell “entrepreneurship”?

 E-N-T-R-E-E-P-R-E-N-O-O-R-S-H-I-P

 E-N-T-R-E-P-R-E-N-E-U-R-S-H-I-P

 E-N-T-R-E-P-E-R-N-O-R -S-H-I-P

 A-N-T-R-A-P-U-R-N-O-R-S-H-I-P

2. In what ways have you contributed to the entrepreneurial community?

 I have my own well-thought-out idea for or am actively running a business venture.

 I have easily “invested” at least $5,000 of “seed money” with local “entrepreneurs” since freshman year.

 I take Ubers sometimes.

 My dad owns some shit back in Westchester.

3. Explain how your use of eHub would be related to entrepreneurship.

 I plan to use the internet there, and the internet was a startup once. Right?

 I have a viable business idea or venture which could benefit considerably from the many resources available at eHub.

 That one staircase in there is kinda cool.

 It’s closer to my apartment than the library, so I could spend less time walking and more time thinking or a business idea totally unrelated to my comparative literature homework.

4. Which of these is not a real technology job?

 Back End Developer

 Full Stack Developer

 Reverse Cowgirl Developer

 Big Data Developer

5. Which of these is not the name of a startup?

 Plottryx

 Hloob

 TablE

 ExxonMobil

6. You get a call from the CEO of a multi-billion-dollar venture capital fund interested in investing in your business idea. She requests a meeting with you at their corporate headquarters. What are you going to wear to the meeting?

 Suit and tie

 Just a tie

 Stained hoodie and a T-shirt

 Sweatpants and boxers

7. My dream job is:

 Investment banking.

 Investment banking!

 Founder and CEO of a company that is successful enough for me to sustain a comfortable lifestyle, but also offers longer-term prospects for growth or acquisition.

 Investment banking?

8. Any last words?

 Entrepreneurship

 Software

 Internet

 Computer

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