Today’s the day! Here’s CU Nooz’s Recommended Slope Day schedule. Print this out in case you black out and forget what to do with yourself! 8:00 AM Wake up! It’s Slope Day! Check your texts. Joey’s already telling you to come over to his apartment to pregame. 8:10 AM Grab a bagel for breakfast later,…
Conveniently located in Anabel Taylor Hall, Anabel’s Grocery is now open seven days a week, providing access to healthy, affordable food! Stop by to fill your basket with remedies to these common insecurities. Low Self Esteem Chug a marked-down can of Rockstar! It’ll leave you feeling invincible and consumer-savvy. Commitment Issues Have a handful of…
Our company is seeking a motivated, hard-working, and employment-oriented soon-to-be college graduate from Cornell University to fill an entry level position for our up-and-coming startup that was recently mentioned in the New York Times AND featured in Buzzfeed’s highly acclaimed “16 Most Fun Work Environments” listicle! We have openings in our following branches: New York,…
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I’m looking for a responsible, clean, quiet tenant to live in my one-bedroom cardboard box for the summer of 2017. The box is fully furnished with Daily Sun newspapers, quarter cards, and rocks from nearby Cascadilla gorge. While the box has no bathroom, kitchen, electricity, or space to fit most things besides your body curled…
Don’t you hate when all that drinking and lazing around in your dorm catch up to you? We’ve all been there! Well, lucky for you, we’ve got 9 ways to break it to your parents that your education is gonna take a little longer than expected. 1. Change your nickname in the family group chat…