Blowjobs can be pretty confusing to navigate! Recently, the Daily Sun published an article called “How to Give Mind-Blowing Head,” but we all know sometimes that’s just not enough. Get ready to learn how to make his head literally explode:
- Alternate between gliding your tongue and really sucking that dick. If you get lost, remember it’s like bobbing for apples.
- Don’t forget to make eye contact! It’ll drive him wild.
- Okay, now it’s time to get to business!
- Roll up your sleeves and put those safety goggles on. If you have long hair, tie it back.
- Measure out 709.76 mL of acetic acid in a plastic bottle and 32 grams of NaHCO₃.
- Finger in the butthole. This doesn’t help in any way, but it’s fun to do. If you’ve always wanted to do it, now would be the time.
- Using a funnel, carefully pour the NaHCO₃ into the liquid. You should observe an immediate chemical reaction.
- Cap the bottle tightly.
- Quick! Step back!
- Now watch, you sexy thing, as you make his head literally explode.
Hopefully you can use these tips to spice things up in the bedroom!
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