People from Donlon are more likely to have more than one penis
17% of the class doesn’t think Morrill Hall Exists
37% of the class has woken up with a horse head in their bed. The other 63% better let us do the talkin’
100% of the freshman class wants to fuck me
99% of students prefer Claritin™ over other leading allergy medications currently on the market (this question brought to you by Claritin™)
23% of students have touched a boob, sideways
15% of freshmen still want to be cowboys
Over half the class thinks Touchdown The Bear is hot and scruffy
45% of males throw around “Teagle Down” in conversation to show dominance
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