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Photo credit (obviously) to the Cornell Daily Sun.
Photo credit (obviously) to the Cornell Daily Sun.
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I don’t know about you, but I think that given today’s on-campus climate, students need support more than ever. I expect school officials to bend over backwards to let students know they’re on our side. That’s why I was profoundly disappointed yesterday when I greeted Martha Pollack on the sidewalk and she… well, she didn’t…
If you have friends in the Class of 2019, you’re getting ready for the emotional transition from always spending time together to not seeing each other for a long, long time, if ever. Eventually, your memories of one another will begin to dissipate, like dust in the wind. It’ll be just like they vanished into…
Ever find yourself nine pages deep on a Friday night, trying to get to that sweet, sweet number 10? Well, our team of successful students and espionage attorneys have the perfect solution for you! Everyone knows about enlarging periods or expanding margins to lengthen your essay, but this one trick will finish your paper in…
While most people don’t seem to give two shits about climate change, one courageous student has proven his dedication to environmental activism by continuing to not unsubscribe from the Oceanography Newsletter. Does he care that his email inbox is already crowded as is? Sure he does. But to Alexander Xiao ‘21, champion of the planet,…
1) IDK, maybe your peer advisor. You have one, right? You used to, at least. Do they expire? 2) It’s that guy in your discussion section. The one that always brings his questions back to the vaguely related class he took last semester. 3) Annex. O-week. That can’t be him, can it? Oh god, stop…
Sisters of Kappa Nu Kappa were blown away last Sunday by the amazing news that every single spot on their next eboard will be taken by a woman. “I was in shock when I realized,” said new Vice President Wendy Lennon ‘20. “None of us noticed until we all sat down for an eboard meeting,…
Wow! With all the stress and anxiety I already get from my jam-packed schedule, it’s seems just too good to be true that the search for summer internships has now added depression to the mix! What a surprise! At first, I didn’t even realize that working on a seemingly endless amount of cover letters for…
It’s Valentine’s Day, and that means it’s time to ask yourself whether this is love, or if there’s still time to text him never mind. Maybe you smile every time you say his name. Maybe the only thing in the world that matters to you right now is that you’re together. Maybe, even when you’re…