Aww, shucks! In an embarrassing blunder, Cornell just missed funding the Performing and Media Arts Department by a few inches, accidentally building a new plaza for the Schwartz Center instead. What a major oopsie! Cornell’s attempt to bring in more professors, classes, productions, or even equipment flopped this week as the Schwartz Center unveiled the…
Hey, sorry to bother you, but my backpack’s getting a bit long in the tooth and it just gave out. Now all my papers, books, everything are spread out all over the place. If you’ve got a minute to spare, could you lend me a helping hand and pick some of these up? I certainly…
It’s a historic day for Cornellians: Martha Pollack was officially inaugurated as Cornell’s 14th President this afternoon. Her speech was met with positive reception, but these lines truly made it an inaugural address to remember: When President Pollack announced a bipartisan, $1 Trillion infrastructure package It was a pleasant surprise to hear Pollack make a…
Provost Michael Kotlikoff announced last week the approval of the modified 2018–2019 academic calendar. Here are some changes to look forward to: Two more days of O-Week to figure out where your classes are, get your books, and tuck yourself into bed at 9:30 PM every night, am I right? No one liked starting classes…
Cornell is home to thousands of unique students – but these memes are so true to the Cornell experience that everyone above Cayuga’s waters can relate! 1. So true! 2. Even HOTELIES get this super-relevant meme! 3. THIS: 4. If this one doesn’t make sense to you, do you really go to Cornell?!?…
Meeting future recommenders at your internship can seem intimidating, but with this guide to making a great first impression, you can’t go wrong. Here are 9 tips to succeed! 1. Assess the weather to start every conversation. Nice sun today, eh? It shows that you’re relatable. 2. Always nod when people speak, even if they’re…
Today’s the day! Here’s CU Nooz’s Recommended Slope Day schedule. Print this out in case you black out and forget what to do with yourself! 8:00 AM Wake up! It’s Slope Day! Check your texts. Joey’s already telling you to come over to his apartment to pregame. 8:10 AM Grab a bagel for breakfast later,…
Conveniently located in Anabel Taylor Hall, Anabel’s Grocery is now open seven days a week, providing access to healthy, affordable food! Stop by to fill your basket with remedies to these common insecurities. Low Self Esteem Chug a marked-down can of Rockstar! It’ll leave you feeling invincible and consumer-savvy. Commitment Issues Have a handful of…
Our company is seeking a motivated, hard-working, and employment-oriented soon-to-be college graduate from Cornell University to fill an entry level position for our up-and-coming startup that was recently mentioned in the New York Times AND featured in Buzzfeed’s highly acclaimed “16 Most Fun Work Environments” listicle! We have openings in our following branches: New York,…
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