November 27, 2020

Quiz: Is He a Republican or Did He Just Forget His Mask at Home?

You’re walking through Ho Plaza, and you see a guy your age wearing flannel, which is a red flag already, but: uh oh! What’s that you see? He’s not wearing a mask! You quickly move through the five stages of grief reckoning with the fact he is definitely a Trump supporter who believes dead Biden supporters stole the election,
until you realize it’s possible he might’ve just, like… forgotten it? How do you know?

We’ve got you covered. Take this quiz to find out!

1. Is he taking your mask off with his eyes?

 
 

2. Does he look unconcerned while wearing a red baseball cap?

 
 

3. Is he maintaining social distancing?

 
 

4. Does he refer to women as ‘females’?

 
 

5. Does his name have “the Third” or “the Fourth” in it?

 
 

6. Has he ever read a book by Ayn Rand and not thought, “gross”?

 
 

7. Does he jerk off to stock market reports?

 
 

8. Does he use the word “actually” at least once a day?

 
 

9. Does he suddenly get very defensive when someone mentions Harry Styles?

 
 

10. Was he nowhere to be found on November 7th?

 
 

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